I thought I was mutating.....

Ok - funny and embarassing story!

In the last couple of days, I have suffered silent internal grief. Everytime I'd cleanse my face and neck with the Clinique Toner (Step 3 BTW!), I'd realise that the cotton I used would turn green. I was petrified. First I thought Vancouver had finally upped India in terms of air pollution (Stupid - I know...). Andthis kept happening every single day. Every night, I'd cleanse after a shower and without fail, GREEN, GREEN, GREEN! I wouldn't turn green after the morning shower though.

I thought, deliberated, tossed and turned....What could it be? I finally came to the most logical and rational conclusion of all - I am turning into Frankenstein or the Incredible Hulk - Indo-Canadian female version of course! And to be honest, I was learning more towards the Incredible Hulk due to his brute strength and intelligence (although everyone who knows me has seen me in my duh! Frankenstein moments). Anyways...I digress...

So for the last week or so...I thought I was mutating. I was close to telling people "Don't get me angry...or else" Give me that report coz I really don't want to hurt you" *laugh* And then, as I walk into work today the sweet receptionist goes "Sonia - I love your GREEN & BLUE scarf!". And I go...WHAT?!? So all this while my skin has been absorbing the pigments of my scarf? Now, that should have put my mind (and dermatologist) to rest but somehow I can't help feeling a little disappointed...

Why is life so unfair? I guess I am not mutating after all :( Now I really have to go get a Halloween costume!